deerlyBeloved

[suicidemission]

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Chuck
21 / M / Gay

Crikey! Get a load of this Prime Australian Beefcake~ Young and primed with nimble fingers, this Striker is guaranteed to bring you to Eureka!

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Comments

[righthemisphere]

Raleigh sent you a flirt!

[suicidemission]

what is this shit

[righthemisphere]

Deerington made everyone terrible dating profiles.

Good news!

Raleigh matched with you!

[suicidemission]

this is stupid as fuck how do i get rid of it

[righthemisphere]

We can't. It's horrible.

When are you gonna take me to Eureka, ranger?

[suicidemission]

when are you gonna let me get you ass up, becket boy?

[righthemisphere]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Bold of you to assume you're on top.

[suicidemission]

Who said anything about a threat? I'll spank your ass raw, Ray.

[righthemisphere]

I don't believe that for a second

[suicidemission]

You underestimate me

[righthemisphere]

Prove it

[suicidemission]

okay but like, are you actually serious? because i've been ready to have that sweet ass of yours for months

[righthemisphere]

Then why are we only just talking about this now? There's a hundred times I've wanted to take you to church.

[suicidemission]

well then what the fuck. it really takes a goddamn dating app for us to tell each other we wanna fuck??

[righthemisphere]

Apparently.

Is this my fault? This feels like something that would be my fault.

[suicidemission]

as convenient as it would be to blame you, i think its on both of us

[righthemisphere]

[Well. Color him impressed.]

At least we're both idiots?

[suicidemission]

that seems like a fair assessment. should we actually talk about this in person

[righthemisphere]

we'll I'd say so.

Where are you?

[suicidemission]

heading home from patrol. you?

[righthemisphere]

trust, but I'm just hanging around now. I'll head towards you.

[suicidemission]

sounds good, meet you at home

[royalfling]

kingish sent you a message!

I have even more more questions about yours than in Raleigh's!!!!
What's:
Crikey?
Beefcake?
A striker??

Nice pictures. You have such a cute smile.

[suicidemission]

[ wu nO ]

i hate this app

[royalfling]

What? Why? I think it's fun!!

[suicidemission]

bc it's a bunch of weird crap i'd never write

[royalfling]

Well, yeah. None of them are. But they're still kind of funny.

And your pictures are so cute!

[suicidemission]

Hilarious.

...but thanks. I have NO idea where they got these. These are...old.

[royalfling]

You do look pretty young! How old were you in these??

[suicidemission]

maybe 19.

[ he's only twenty one, fucking del toro casting a friggin 30 year old to play in a coming of age movie ]

[royalfling]

...then that's only a few years ago.

[ Profile says your age, bud! ]

[suicidemission]

Feels like a lifetime ago I guess

[royalfling]

[ Right. Because it is. Chuck is dead. It's so easy to forget sometimes, because Chuck is so full of life, so present, so fun to be around. A dead person isn't all those things! Except for Chuck. Chuck is like that. ]

Well, you're younger than me if that helps!!!

[suicidemission]

except i think you told me once i look like an old man

[royalfling]

I would never!!!

[ He probably did. What can he say, you look older than your years, Chuck ]

[suicidemission]

uh huh. sure, kid.

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